Frequently Asked Questions


What type of material does missjones2000.com contain?
What will I receive for my $11.95 sign-up fee?
Why don't new members get immediate access to all material?
Does a new member get value for money?
What is WorldPay?
How do I update my credit card details with WorldPay?
How do I cancel my missjones2000.com membership?

 

What type of material does missjones2000.com contain?

The site is made up of humorous "picture stories", featuring Miss Jones as its central character. It is not an "adult site" as it contains no sex, no violence, no bad language, no offence to anyone, no pornography, no crudity, lewdity or (visible) nudity. (Although on rare occasion, the opacity of Miss J's lingerie may be diminished.) The emphasis is on tasteful "pin-up" humour, which seeks to capture elements of Jane of the Daily Mirror, Benny Hill, the "Carry On" movies, mid-20th century classic pinup cartoonists such as Frahm and Elvgren, and the high (and rather "wooden"!) ethical standards of the BBC circa the 1950s.


What will I receive for my $11.95 sign-up fee?

New members will gain immediate access to 10 "Adventures", and at least 10 "Short Story" episodes. Each "Adventure" contains 100 annotated print-quality images and 10 "footnote" images of similar quality, Members will then receive two updates (one Adventure and one Short Story) every week for as long as their membership remains continuous. So by the end of their first 30-day membership period, they will have access to a minimum of 14 Adventures and 14 Short Stories - i.e. at least 1,680 images with associated story lines, but they can go on to accumulate many, many more.

Why don't new members get immediate access to all material?

It would be extremely unfair on long-term members if a new member were to gain immediate access to all the material which it has taken the long-term member many months to accumulate.

Does a new member get value for money?

By the end of his first 30-day membership period, for a total cost of $11.95, a new member will have access to a minimum of 14 Adventures and 14 Short Stories - i.e. at least 1,680 images with associated story lines. Taking into account the quantity and quality of the material provided, I think most people would agree this represents excellent value in comparison with most other web sites.

What is WorldPay?

WorldPay is a highly secure, highly respected Internet billing company, and is part of the Royal Bank of Scotland. WorldPay handles ALL financial transactions, such as sign-ups and re-bills on behalf of missjones2000.com. Your credit card information is in strict confidence between you and WorldPay, as is any personal information which WorldPay collects from you in order to verify your credit card information and thereby protect you against fraud.

How do I update my credit card details with WorldPay?

IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT EVER DISCLOSE BANK OR CREDIT CARD DETAILS TO ANYONE WITHOUT CHECKING THAT THE SITE YOU ARE LOGGED ON TO IS SECURE AND IS GENUINE. Never divulge personal or bank information by email - the person requesting them is likely to be fraudster pretending to be either a bank or someone else that you trust.

1. Go to the secure WorldPay Shopper Service Screen at:
https://futurepay.worldpay.com/fp/jsp/common/login_shopper.jsp

2. Enter your WorldPay username and password. These should have been emailed to you by WorldPay when you signed up, and are NOT the same as your missjones2000 user name and password. (See below if you did not receive them or have forgotten them.
)

3. Click on the blue number under the words "Agreement ID".

4. Click on the grey box labelled "Change Payment Details."

5. Enter the details of the new card you wish to use for your missjones2000 account.

6. Click Submit

7. If the information you entered is correct, click on the grey box on the right labelled "Go to home page", where you can perform other operations such as update your email address.

8. Click the grey box labelled "Log off
".

If you don't know your WorldPay user name and password: Click on the "Forgot your Password?" button on that same secure WorldPay login page
( https://futurepay.worldpay.com/FP/jsp/common/login_shopper.jsp )
Enter your Future Pay Agreement Number OR your WorldPay username OR your Transaction ID using the drop-down box. (Hint: your WorldPay username is probably the first part of your email address up to but not including the "@".) Enter also your email address, which MUST be the same as the email address you gave WorldPay when you joined. WorldPay will send two emails to that email address - one with your WorldPay username and one with your WorldPay password.
If you can no longer access that email address: You have two options: EITHER phone WorldPay Customer Services on 0870 366 1233 (a number which they keep well hidden), OR send them an email by going to their "Shopper Help" page at: http://www.worldpay.com/shopper/


How do I cancel my missjones2000.com membership?

IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT EVER DISCLOSE BANK OR CREDIT CARD DETAILS TO ANYONE WITHOUT CHECKING THAT THE SITE YOU ARE LOGGED ON TO IS SECURE AND IS GENUINE. Never divulge personal or bank information by email - the person requesting them is likely to be fraudster pretending to be either a bank or someone else that you trust.

1. Go to the secure WorldPay Shopper Service Screen at:
https://futurepay.worldpay.com/fp/jsp/common/login_shopper.jsp

2. Enter your WorldPay username and password. These should have been emailed to you by WorldPay when you signed up, and are NOT the same as your missjones2000 user name and password. (See below if you did not receive them or have forgotten them.
)

3. Click on the blue number under the words "Agreement ID".

4. Click on the grey box labelled "Cancel" near the bottom of the big blue and purple area, and follow the instructions..

If you don't know your WorldPay user name and password: Click on the "Forgot your Password?" button on that same secure WorldPay login page
( https://futurepay.worldpay.com/FP/jsp/common/login_shopper.jsp )
Enter your Future Pay Agreement Number OR your WorldPay username OR your Transaction ID. (Hint: your WorldPay username is probably the first part of your email address up to but not including the "@".) Enter also your email address, which MUST be the same as the email address you gave WorldPay when you joined. WorldPay will send two emails to that email address - one with your WorldPay username and one with your WorldPay password.
If you can no longer access that email address: You have three options: You can: phone WorldPay Customer Services on 0870 366 1233 (a number which they keep well hidden), OR send them an email by going to their "Shopper Help" page at: http://www.worldpay.com/shopper/ OR email me at missjones@missjones2000.com and ask me to cancel for you.