Miss Jones Gets Hooked

The Adventures of Miss Jones

FAQs

Follow the fun adventures of our dizzy librarian.
picture stories, photosets, videos, visits and holidays

FAQs RELATING TO WEB-SITE MEMBERSHIP - On-Line Picture Stories

What type of material does the missjones2000.com members area contain?
Who may join missjones2000.com?
What will I receive for my $13.95 sign-up fee?
Why don't new members get immediate access to all material?
Does a new member get value for money?
What is Verotel?
How do I update my credit card details?
How do I cancel my missjones2000.com membership?

FAQs RELATING TO THE MISS JONES ON_LINE SHOP - Video and PhotoSet Download

What is the Miss Jones On-Line Shop?
What types of product does the On-Line Shop contain?
Who may purchase products from the On-Line Shop?
What are the payment options for products?
Why did my download fail?
Why won't my video play in Windows Media Player?
Why do I get an html document when I try to download?
Why do I get a checkit file when I try to download?
How do I download to a mobile device?

FAQs RELATING TO WEB-SITE MEMBERSHIP - On-Line Picture Stories

What type of material does the missjones2000.com members' area contain?

The site is made up of humorous "picture stories", featuring Miss Jones as its central character. It is not an "adult site" as it contains no sex, no violence, no bad language, no offence to anyone, no pornography, no crudity, lewdity or (visible) nudity. (Although on rare occasion, the opacity of Miss J's lingerie may be diminished.) The emphasis is on tasteful "pin-up" humour, which seeks to capture elements of Jane of the Daily Mirror, Benny Hill, the "Carry On" movies, mid-20th century classic pinup cartoonists such as Frahm and Elvgren, and the high (and rather "wooden"!) ethical standards of the BBC circa the 1950s. There are no videos in the members area.

Who may join missjones2000.com?

Adults over the age of 18 years (21 years in some countries) may join missjones2000.com provided the laws of your country permit such membership.

What will I receive for my $13.95 sign-up fee?

New members will gain immediate access to 10 "Adventures", and at least 10 "Short Story" episodes. Each "Adventure" contains 100 annotated print-quality images and 10 "footnote" images of similar quality. Members will then receive two updates (one Adventure and one Short Story) every week for as long as their membership remains continuous. So by the end of their first 30-day membership period, they will have access to a minimum of 14 Adventures and 14 Short Stories - i.e. at least 1,680 images with associated story lines, but they can go on to accumulate many, many more.

Why don't new members get immediate access to all material?

It would be extremely unfair on long-term members if a new member were to gain immediate access to all the material which it has taken the long-term member many months to accumulate.

Does a new member get value for money?

By the end of his first 30-day membership period, for a total cost of $13.95, a new member will have access to a minimum of 14 Adventures and 14 Short Stories - i.e. at least 1,680 images with associated story lines. Taking into account the quantity and quality of the material provided, I think most people would agree this represents excellent value in comparison with most other web sites.

What is Verotel?

Verotel is a highly secure, highly respected Internet billing company which handles all membership-related financial transactions, such as sign-ups and re-bills, on behalf of missjones2000.com. Your credit card information is in strict confidence between you and Verotel, as is any personal information which Verotel collects from you in order to verify your credit card information and thereby protect you against fraud.

How do I update my credit card details?

IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT EVER DISCLOSE BANK OR CREDIT CARD DETAILS TO ANYONE WITHOUT CHECKING THAT THE SITE YOU ARE LOGGED ON TO IS SECURE AND IS GENUINE. Never divulge personal or bank information by email - the person requesting them is likely to be fraudster pretending to be either a bank or someone else that you trust.

Please email missjones@missjones2000.com giving your username, BUT DO NOT INCLUDE ANY CREDIT CARD DETAILS. Miss Jones will send you a personalised link to Verotel's secure server where you can safely make the update.

How do I cancel my missjones2000.com membership?

IMPORTANT NOTE: DO NOT EVER DISCLOSE BANK OR CREDIT CARD DETAILS TO ANYONE WITHOUT CHECKING THAT THE SITE YOU ARE LOGGED ON TO IS SECURE AND IS GENUINE. Never divulge personal or bank information by email - the person requesting them is likely to be fraudster pretending to be either a bank or someone else that you trust.

When you signed up through Verotel, Verotel will have sent you and email entitled "Your Receipt". Please use your personalised cancellation link which you will find at the bottom of that email. If you no longer have that email or if you have any other problems, please email livesupport@verotel.com giving them your username.

FAQs RELATING TO THE MISS JONES ON_LINE SHOP - Video and PhotoSet Download

What is the Miss Jones On-Line Shop?

The On-Line Shop is a facility for the on-line purchase and instant download of Videos and PhotoSets featuring Miss Jones as their central character.

What types of product does the On-Line Shop contain?

The videos and photosets sold on the On-Line Shop depict similar material to that in the members area (see the FAQ describing the members area content), except that it is more revealing and contains female nudity. Nontheless it is no less tasteful and does NOT contain pornography.

Who may purchase products from the On-Line Shop?

Web-site members and non-members may purchase any products from the on-line shop, provided they are over the age of 18 years (21 years in some countries) and provided the laws of your country permit the purchase of such material.

What are the payment options for products?

It is possible to pay in Euros (EUR), US Dollars (USD), or British Pounds (GBP). On the Online Shop page, simply click on the currency flag of your choice and all prices will be shown in that currency. To pay by credit card, please place your order though Verotel, our secure payment processor. To pay by cheque, postal order, international money order or inter-bank transfer, please click on the check-box near the bottom of the page and fill in the details. Full instructions for all payment methods are given at the checkout.

Why did my download fail?

The internet is complex and vast, and communication failures can occur for many reasons. If the happens, do not refresh or reload your download page, but simply try again. If the problem persists, please contact Miss Jones. Also, because there are many unscrupulous people who would steal all the products and destroy Miss Jones's livelihood, the products are protected by a security system which will be activated by non-standard 'clever' browsers or by download managers or hacking tools. Again, please contact Miss Jones if you experience problems. Please download on to a standard PC using a common browser where possible, but if you need to download to an iPhone or other mobile device, you will need a special link. Please see the FAQ on mobile devices.

Why won't my video play in Windows Media Player?

Please note that the videos are in full-screen compatible mp4 format, and should play on your computer using virtually any video player. The one possible exception is Windows Media Player, which sometimes installs itself without the correct codecs. For that reason, we recommend the use of VLC Media Player which can be downloaded free of charge from http://www.videolan.org/vlc/.

Why do I get an html document when I try to download?

Please leave the download page with the list of links on it open and click the different links in turn. Do not refresh or re-load the page and do not hit the "back" button especially once you have started or completed the download.

Why do I get a checkit file when I try to download?

Please leave the download page with the list of links on it open and click the different links in turn. Do not refresh or re-load the page and do not hit the "back" button especially once you have started or completed the download.

How do I download to a mobile device?

If you are using a mobile device such as an iPhone, please let me know as I will need to send you a special link. If you are downloading a VIDEO, after you have downloaded it using the special link and before you try to play it, it is vital that you change the file extension from .zip to .mp4.