Miss Jones Gets Hooked

The Adventures of Miss Jones


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Contest #559, ending at 2017-11-22 01:00:00

Winning entry

Posted by: kiteview on 2017-11-15 at 16:38:16
Filename: Stage show
Caption: Curtain up, knickers down. Pantomime season is here.

Other entries

Posted by: ssgcarl on 2017-11-15 at 01:36:57
Filename: Aye, Sassenach!
Caption: Now you know how Scottish Highlanders feel when wearing their kilts in the traditional manner!!
Posted by: tictctoe on 2017-11-15 at 07:42:50
Filename: Slips, trips & knix
Caption: Miss Jones was entering a purple patch, the knix came down but the outfits match.
Posted by: jorelofkrypton on 2017-11-15 at 15:14:38
Filename: Altitude Adjustment
Caption: it's chilly out and Miss Jones ankles are cold
Posted by: medock3333 on 2017-11-16 at 08:00:12
Filename: Plumpton panto misquote
Caption: There's many a slip 'twixt the hips and the ankles
Posted by: AlanClark on 2017-11-16 at 20:23:10
Filename: curtain call,
Caption: Quick, kit, nixs, fix, the show must go on.
Posted by: sunshine on 2017-11-20 at 19:15:32
Filename: Young Lady from Notttingham
Caption: There was a young lady from Nottingham, had no manners or else she'd forgotten them. At tea at the vicar's she took of her knickers and said I feel terribly hot in them. Anon.
Posted by: bobtwocameras on 2017-11-21 at 14:22:39
Filename: Aide Memoire
Caption: “Ah, that reminds me, must get to B&Q by 5pm to get that draft excluder. . . . "

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