Miss Jones Gets Hooked

The Adventures of Miss Jones


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Contest #553, ending at 2017-10-11 01:00:00

Winning entry

Posted by: AlanClark on 2017-10-06 at 06:54:08
Filename: silver service
Caption: Yes sir, rump steak and breast of lamb, is on the menu...

Other entries

Posted by: jorelofkrypton on 2017-10-04 at 16:31:34
Filename: Leave it to me
Caption: Our Miss Jones leaves on black knickers when she knows it doesn't match the outfit
Posted by: ssgcarl on 2017-10-05 at 19:32:59
Filename: Reservation for a cozy table?
Caption: Yes, we can do that, I'm sorry we are out of Leg of Lamb but we have a couple of legs im sure you will enjoy!!
Posted by: Bobtwocameras on 2017-10-05 at 19:46:13
Filename: The penny has dropped!
Caption: “I want to know why this table is so low . . . . oh, I get it . . . you lot are naughty . . . but I like you!"
Posted by: undherdog on 2017-10-06 at 15:52:14
Filename: Bring bring
Caption: "Hello..No i am afraid Mr Jones can't come to the phone right now,he has a pressing matter to attend to"
Posted by: SLB. on 2017-10-06 at 20:06:03
Filename: Wrong Number?
Caption: This number turns a few of my admirers heads !
Posted by: tictctoe on 2017-10-06 at 20:29:52
Filename: Table for Two
Caption: Please Miss can I have the hot buttered crumpet and some warm buns
Posted by: eladoj on 2017-10-07 at 18:03:31
Filename: A Steamy Hot Lunch
Caption: I'll have what is on the counter and at the table.
Posted by: torlor on 2017-10-08 at 23:41:51
Filename: New Job
Caption: These waitress uniforms are very skimpy, but they definitely bring in the male customers.
Posted by: kiteview on 2017-10-09 at 13:01:27
Filename: Wager
Caption: Vicar, why do I need to stand like this just to put a spread bet on 'Wide Open' at the Pantsdown races. I'm glad you're not backing 'The Stripper'
Posted by: medock3333 on 2017-10-10 at 08:47:09
Filename: Ring, ring... Chez Jones restaurant how may I help.
Caption: Yes sir, every table gets "silver service" here.
Posted by: the Inbetweener on 2017-10-10 at 15:20:37
Filename: MJ as you've never seen her before!
Caption: Look closely, it will be gone tomorrow! guaranteed. (need a hint?) check out the "ponytail". Today its at 25%. sometimes its 75%. She got this idea from a customer.

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