Miss Jones Gets Hooked

The Adventures of Miss Jones


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Contest #550, ending at 2017-09-20 01:00:00

Winning entry

Posted by: Bobtwocameras on 2017-09-13 at 15:11:56
Filename: Socket it to me, baby!
Caption: “The instructions say I have to tighten two nuts - any idea how I should do this?"

Other entries

Posted by: ssgcarl on 2017-09-13 at 01:35:06
Filename: No Need for Any Kind of Wrench
Caption: MJ is perfectly capable of turning heads without one!!
Posted by: undherdog on 2017-09-13 at 02:49:00
Filename: My plumbing business needs a name.
Caption: Should they call me Righty tighty or leftie loosie?
Posted by: AlanClark on 2017-09-13 at 06:55:43
Filename: The right tool for the right job.
Caption: And yes size DOES matter.
Posted by: jorelofkrypton on 2017-09-13 at 17:07:07
Filename: Produce Problem
Caption: Our Miss Jones could use some advice like what do these have to do with Plums?
Posted by: tictctoe on 2017-09-13 at 18:26:06
Filename: Wench with a Wrench
Caption: "You hold me steady, Vicar and I'll tghten your nuts for you"
Posted by: undherdog on 2017-09-15 at 17:48:23
Filename: In order to prevent plumbers butt
Caption: Ensure that you use a Monkey's wench
Posted by: tictctoe on 2017-09-17 at 12:07:01
Filename: The Complete Tool
Caption: Water way to go.....Miss Jones would never plumb the depths.....the poor handyman didn't know where to hide his tool.
Posted by: Sunshine on 2017-09-17 at 16:50:11
Filename: Labeling
Caption: My knickers are labeled C & A , these tools should be labeled H & C !
Posted by: medock3333 on 2017-09-18 at 21:15:19
Filename: "I love the feel of a big tool in each hand"
Caption: Miss Jones was concerned that her "innocent" comments about her new DIY hobby may have been misconstrued.
Posted by: michaelwright on 2017-09-19 at 14:29:57
Filename: Not Sure
Caption: I think the handle is big enough on this one to stop my leak.
Posted by: SLB. on 2017-09-19 at 19:32:29
Filename: Am i distracting you
Caption: He asked me to pass the tools.but whys he staring and drooling?
Posted by: SLB. on 2017-09-19 at 20:44:51
Filename: Funny,lift my skirt up....
Caption: ..for ,is that a dripping tap?

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