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Contest #423, ending at 2015-04-15 01:00:00

Winning entry

Posted by: Kiteview on 2015-04-11 at 09:25:33
Filename: Window cleaner
Caption: Must put the phone down Vicar, as the window cleaner is looking in and says I own him a knicker or two!

Other entries

Posted by: Sunshine on 2015-04-08 at 01:22:23
Filename: Skirtlifter
Caption: Pardon me for being rude,it was not me it was my foot.
Posted by: Dale632 on 2015-04-08 at 13:43:38
Filename: Your Call Is Important To Us
Caption: For heavy breathing, press 1. For lewd suggestions, press 2. To hear these options again, press 0.
Posted by: Bobtwocameras on 2015-04-08 at 20:49:51
Filename: Coming to the boil!
Caption: He’s just told me he had to leave - he couldn’t stand the heat in the kitchen.
Posted by: russell231160 on 2015-04-09 at 13:42:31
Filename: The cheek of it!!
Caption: "He just asked me if I had plenty of cover. These insurance men are so cheeky"
Posted by: Alan Clark on 2015-04-09 at 17:17:07
Filename: Nuisence callers
Caption: He asked if I had PPI cover, No I said just knickers, stockings & suspenders and he rung off.
Posted by: tict@ctoe on 2015-04-10 at 15:41:46
Filename: Election erect(censored)
Caption: Flippin' politicians calling for my vote......I just say knickers to them all
Posted by: lonic123 on 2015-04-11 at 13:52:17
Filename: Chinese Takeaway
Caption: Would like any extra's with your 69, Miss Jones ?
Posted by: Kiteview on 2015-04-11 at 20:13:20
Filename: What's the crack
Caption: Hello Vicar, the builder's here saying he's seen a crack that needs filling. Didn't you fill it after church last Sunday?
Posted by: jorelofkrypton on 2015-04-12 at 21:05:08
Filename: Vicar's Wish
Caption: He'd charm the knickers off Miss Jones, oh My!

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